Profile For cristie

i am a fun loving yummy male female companion i will play fetch and poop in your yard so u dont have to pay many bills for water! i will eat dog or cat food i prefer the chewy kind but food is food and ill eat hard! i have a funny personality and i love to go to the park and yell or bark at people if they are mean to u or come close to u! i have 5 kids and my goal it to have about two more litters! and i like twinkies but my picture is a little out dated! ( i gained some pounds) ( 20 - 50) i am honest and i will love u forever and unlike cats who when u die will eat i will protect u like a dog! i am most like a german shepherd when i am protecting but when im not im like a little poodle! just like dogs chocolate is like crack to me so give lots or i might bite u like a german shepherd or pee on ur carpet! i warned u!!

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  zarahbill